Category Archives: Outside

House Tour

Hey! It’s me! It’s you! It’s my first post ever! I thought I’d begin my blogging adventure with a house tour. I’m going to advise anyone who gets motion sickness to maybe take a Dramamine now and wait about an … Continue reading

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Welcome to the Jungle

Not only is my house crappy, but my yard is extra crappy with a side of crap. Supersized. This past weekend, I planted a lawn. Well, it remains to be seen if it will be an actual lawn, but I … Continue reading

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What the Fig?

I have a big ass fig tree in my yard. I don’t know much about fig trees (I don’t even like figs), but people who do know about fig trees have seen mine and have told me it’s the biggest figging … Continue reading

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I Got a Major Award!

I’m so excited! A major award!!! I’m going to display it proudly in my bay window for all the world to see. What did I do to get this major award?

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Take My Trees. Please.

Did you know you can get landscaping done for free? Yup. There’s free labor out there. People can’t wait to come over and dig up your yard. As long as there’s something worth digging up. And as long as you … Continue reading

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By the Yard

Who does a little bit of yard work on their crappy house and then expects strangers on the internet to care about it? Well, obviously, I do because here I am!

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Figheddaboudit

“Hey. Fig tree. How you doin’?” “Um… could be better, actually…”

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I Know My Limits

Sometimes a job is just too big. Even for me. As much as I like to be the one who does all the work so I can brag about it and then you guys can tell me how amazing I am, … Continue reading

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