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(Unless you’re going to tell me you’re a web designer/graphic designer/marketer who can make my site better. My site is already awesome. I clearly don’t need you. ANY SOLICITATIONS WILL BE MARKED AS SPAM, so please don’t waste your time.)

(Yes, bold, red, capital letters are obnoxious, but those marketing people are super dense…)

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