• My Secret Seven Day Bedroom Redo, Part I

    Messy bedroom with spackle on walls, no molding, bare bulb hanging from the ceiling, unmade bed

    (Well, Seven Days + 5,475 More Days)

    As I write this, it’s the week of Thanksgiving 2025. My honey will be traveling the week before Christmas and I’ve come up with this crazy plan to secretly make our bedroom while he’s away. (Yes, I did say “make”. I would say make over, but that implies it was ever made and it wasn’t. Isn’t. Like, at all. Not in fifteen years of living in this crappy house. OMG I am so lazy.) This is what it looks like right now…

    Cluttered bedroom with an unmade bed piled with blankets, mismatched pillows, visible wall patch spots, a bare hanging light bulb, furniture crowded against the walls, and household items scattered around the room.

    Totally not made. Not even the bed. Clearly, this is a room that has given up on life. This room answers the door in its underwear.