• My House is Not a Victorian.

    August 26, 2014 / 6 Comments

    Well, duh! My house is a crappy ranch. I just want you to be aware that I’m aware that I don’t live here.

    Victorian House

    Oh, if only.

    I could decorate the crap out of that house. I lurve Victorian inspired décor. Curvy legged furniture and tufted velvet… Damask wallpaper and chandeliers… Intricate moulding and millwork… None of which really makes sense in my crappy ranch.

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  • I ♥ My Bathroom

    October 10, 2013 / 30 Comments

    Ironically, my bathroom was the first room in my house to stop being crappy. (Get it? Bathroom…? Crappy…? Oh, never mind.) It was fully renovated before I moved in and it didn’t cost me anything. I know! What??

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