Sometimes I Like to Pretend I’m an Electrician

You know the feeling when you shuffle your feet on the carpet and then (accidentally!) touch the cat? (Sorry, Egor…) Touching a live wire is not like that. It’s more of a pulse than a shock. If you were thinking you might like to try it, my advice would be… do not. (I may have just saved your life. You’re welcome.)

So, why was I playing with electricity? Well, my crappy house had crappy wiring, of course. Aluminum…