• A Modern Fairytale

    Once Upon a Curtain

    A long time ago, in a crappy house far, far away, there lived a pale princess named… um… Spackle. Yeah, OK. Princess Spackle. She had to rescue herself from… well, from herself because she’s a dumbass who tore her whole house apart without knowing how to put it all back together again. Princess Spackle may have been na├»ve, but she learned many skills and eventually became a DIY Ninja.